Today's Funny

A friend sent this to me by IM today:

"The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane is highly unpredictable, and prone to frequent zigzags. Experts predict it will likely cause the most damage the United States has seen in four years. They are naming it Hurricane Kerry.

Be advised. The only way for citizens to protect themselves is by hiding behind a Bush."